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  1. high-school-fling:

    spicy-vagina-tacos:

    freezerburnt-capsicle:

    dontbeanassbutt:

    boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

    jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

    penis

    thanks for your contribution

    (via superhumanatearth)

  2. ruinedchildhood:

When your parents pull up and you forgot to do your chores
  3. wills-ducks:

fermatastheorem:

unlimitedobsessions:

lupinelunatic:

i-was-so-alone-and-i-lokid-you:

danrdarrenc:

crown-of-weeds:

gingerahoy:

booksdirect:

“Harry Potter is symmetrical.”

Not just symmetrical - this is ring composition, favoured by Homer and other good writers. The 4th book is at the centre of the ring.
JK Rowling knows her beans.

Reblogging because I like that phrase a lot.



i love everything about this post

I love how dementors are synonymous to Umbridge. I agree with this completely.

This… is really amazing. I-… wow.


The technical term for this is a chiasm.  Props to JK for using a great old storytelling technique.

FUDGE PLACES DEMENTORS AT HOGWARTS
FUDGE PLACES UMBRIDGE AT HOGWARTS
  4. tickettoheaven:

get your head in the game
  5. snoia:

    i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich

    (via hate)

  6. brigwife:

    hotsuburbandad:

    tourettes:

    why do people say innocent animal do guilty animals even exist 

    image

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    (Source: kul5ara, via noshawarmas)

  7. tardiscrash:

    Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

    People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

    (via peeniskopf)

  8. me: [clicks on customize]

    me: [opens 18 tabs]

    me: [puts on hard-hat]

    me: time to change my theme.

  9. spacetwinks:

    cool recipes you can do with a lemon:

    • eat it. eat it fucking raw. take a big bite out of a lemon
    • do it

    (via laughbitches)

  10. dialupmodem:

did this person break up their own relationship