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  1. cnnbreaking:

bitches ain’t shit and the ain’t say nothin
  2. kailynamandalee:

    Is anyone else just crying about college

    (via fool-me-with-your-eyes)

  3. 

“My favorite story out of this is Malia, when she was 4, she had a little dance thing. Well, Michelle was gone that weekend so I’m taking her to ballet. And I get her in her little leotard and her little stuff. I did her hair, put it in a little bun.
We get to the dance studio and one of the mothers there right away comes up to Malia – she thinks she’s out of earshot of me and she says, ‘Sweetie, do you want me to redo your hair?’ And Malia who’s 4 says, ‘Yes please, this is a disaster’. You know, she didn’t want to hurt daddy’s feelings.”
  4. estifi:

So my friend was talking about the Chanukah episode of Rugrats today… so I decided to watch it.
I saw this, and decided to look up what מוהל meant.
It’s a circumcizer… someone who performs circumcisions… and apparently this one offers them at a “cut rate”…..
  5. andrewquo:

    I tweeted about going outside and my buddy wanted proof seeimage

    but little did he know imageI DIDN’T EVEN GO OUTSIDE

    (via sexed2death)

  6. leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh
  7. emmyandsuch:

This is the line that has gotten me through life.
  8. radsturbate:

    marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than u so they wont eat all of urs

    (via thehuntressofgallifrey)

  9. snatchedweaves:

room with a view